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ONA'd adj. You are drunk and transmitting directly to whoever happens to be connected. Tyrius was ONA'd, broadcasting his thoughts to the entire group without a venue. ONC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into precise opinions delivered with the coordination of a loose hinge. Jandra was ONC'd, correcting the timetable while missing the edge of every step. ONJ'd adj. Drunk to the extent of exposing the jaw to every passing opinion before the taxi arrives. Hudie got ONJ'd and offered the driver a detailed account of each previous round. ONM'd adj. Describing a drinker who has allowed the evening to reach the membrane, with nothing sensible left outside it. Yanise was ONM'd and treated every thought as though it belonged inside the same sealed compartment. ONT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made last orders a chemical destination rather than a time. Jimmy-dean was ONT'd and treated the closing bell as a laboratory instruction. ONU'd adj. The state of being drunk and connected to the wrong terminal, with packets arriving out of sequence. Finley-joe was ONU'd and delivered his explanation to the umbrella stand. Onced adj. Having drunk enough to adore a girl band whose name suggests a second helping. Govind got Onced and explained the choreography to a barman arranging glasses. Oncered adj. You have drunk enough to believe every event has a second chance and a suitably enchanted backstory. Jahkari got Oncered and explained the pub's locked cupboard as a portal. Ondoed adj. You are drunk and have made an administrative matter of finding your way home. Windee was Ondoed, attempting to organise the taxi queue by destination. One Directionered adj. Of a drinker: progressing in one direction with unwavering pop-cultural conviction, namely towards the kebab shop. Makesha was One Directionered, marching towards the kebab shop and singing without assistance. One Nationed adj. Drunk beyond drawing any meaningful distinction between the people you came with and the people you did not. Kahlis was One Nationed by nine and addressing the entire pub as a single electoral constituency. Oneidaed (/oʊˈnaɪdəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to one long, solemn journey towards the door. Crystalann was Oneidaed, crossing the room with ceremonial purpose and one shoe. Oneidered adj. You are drunk and searching for the cloakroom with an air of historical entitlement. Talique was Oneidered, examining the hallway as though its lavatory arrangements were ancient law. Onged adj. A drinker who has become ceremonially quiet, except when requesting another glass of water. Lavoria was Onged, seated silently beneath the coat rack and guarding her handbag. Ongeed adj. A drinker so far gone that the simplest journey has acquired the dimensions of an expedition. Kellea was Ongeed, studying the route from armchair to bathroom with grave concentration. Ongoled adj. The state of being drunk and prepared to charge the furniture on a point of principle. Amun was Ongoled and regarded the coffee table as an opponent of doubtful honour.