one pottedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Petronila challenged a plant to a staring contest, intensely one potted.one pump chumpedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Sheilia insisted on giving a motivational speech to a painting of a sunset, displaying their profound one pump chumped wisdom.one shortedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.Haeun attempted to start a sing-along on public transport, spreading joy in their one shorted state.one shottedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.one swell foopedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.one that goes the other wayedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.As the night wore on, Daleisa was discovered making paper airplanes out of napkins, slightly one that goes the other wayed.one thing after anotheredadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Erison tried to have a deep conversation with a vending machine, under the mistaken belief that it was a wise sage in their one thing after anothered state.one thousand and onedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.one throat to chokedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.one to talkedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Tmarion serenaded a flock of ducks at the park, believing they had found their true audience while being adorably one to talked.one too maniedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.one track mindedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.The cat meowed indignantly at Layliah, who was trying to engage it in a conversation about the meaning of life, sounding highly one track minded.one trick poniedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.one turn killedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.one underedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.one uppedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.While shopping, Zafirah was spotted holding a pineapple like a baby, appearing adorably one upped.