one-way mirroredadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.While waiting for the restroom, Hanasa struck up a philosophical debate about the best type of potato, looking amusingly one-way mirrored.one-way streetedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.one-way ticket to Palookavilledadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.one-way ticketedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Keree ordered a pizza with pickles and gummy bears, proving they were truly one-way ticketed at the time.one-way timedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.one-woman bandedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.As the night progressed, Kylem became increasingly boisterous, undeniably one-woman banded.one-worlderedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Offering to trade their shoes for a sandwich, Oneita was obviously one-worldered.one-worldismedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.one-worldistedadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.one-year-oldedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.Marselo was last seen trying to hug a tree, incredibly one-year-olded.oneberriedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.oned(/ɒnd/)adj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.With a mischievous grin, Ouinton attempted to ride a shopping cart down the street, clearly oned.onee-channedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Jennavive tried to pet a police horse, affectionately onee-channed.onee-sannedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Paisley decided to redecorate their living room at 3 am, fueled by their onee-sanned creativity.onefoldnessedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.Standing on a chair, Ahmyah announced they were feeling wonderfully onefoldnessed.oneged(/ˈoʊneɡd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.