orphanriedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Paizleigh attempted to have a deep philosophical conversation with a vending machine, proving they were indeed orphanried.orphans' courtedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Pettus proudly proclaimed their love for a cheeseburger, declaring it the best companion, in their state of being quite orphans' courted.orphanshippedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Olia woke up with a pineapple for a pet, recalling their decision to adopt it while being significantly orphanshipped the night before.orphantedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.Ozara found themselves in a heated debate with a vending machine over the best flavor of potato chips, firmly standing their ground in their orphanted convictions.orpharionedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Despite their orpharioned state, Olubukola managed to perfectly execute a cartwheel in the middle of the bar.orpheitedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.orphelined(/ˈɔː(ɹ)fəlɪnd/)adj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.orphenadoledadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.orphenadrined(/ɔː(ɹ)ˈfɛnədɹɪnd/)adj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Paria challenged a garden gnome to a staring contest, proving themselves to be truly orphenadrined.orpheonistedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Olma contemplated life, feeling contemplatively orpheonisted.orpheoreonedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.Omead declared themselves the mayor of the kitchen, leading a chaotic but entertaining orpheoreoned cooking show.orpherionedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.orphingedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.orphonnedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Paycen confidently proclaimed that they were the reincarnation of a disco legend, exuding a charismatic orphonned.orphrayedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.orphreyed(/ˈɔːfɹid/)adj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Seated at the bar, Annalyssia chuckled at a joke, clearly orphreyed.