orthopeded(/ˈɔːθəˌpiːdd/)adj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.orthopediaedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Keiton organized a spontaneous dance party in an elevator, joyfully orthopediaed.orthopediatricianedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.The party host raised an eyebrow at Penella, who was unabashedly orthopediatricianed and requesting a disco ball.orthopedic beddedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.orthopedic shoedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.Paz curated a playlist consisting solely of sea shanties and insisted on playing it on repeat, embracing their nautical side while being delightfully orthopedic shoed.orthopedic surgeonedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.orthopedicsed(/ˌɔːθəˈpiːdɪksd/)adj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Davene woke up with a tattoo of a pineapple on their arm, a permanent reminder of their adventurous and highly orthopedicsed evening.orthopediedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.orthopedistedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.orthoperiodatedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Orlin embarked on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Mojitos, fueled by their orthoperiodated thirst for adventure.orthoperiodic acidedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.orthopervanadatedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Tyrelle attempted to barter with a vending machine for a unicorn, imaginatively orthopervanadated.orthophasmavirusedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.With a mischievous glint in their eye, Patrricia declared themselves the world champion of karaoke, feeling quite orthophasmavirused.orthophemismedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.Tijay mistook a coat rack for a person and engaged in a heartfelt discussion, clearly orthophemismed.orthophenylenedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Mannie serenaded a houseplant, passionately orthophenylened.orthophenylphenoledadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.