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OS diapered adj. Of a drinker who has become adjustable in every direction and suitable for no age of proceedings. Kalid was OS diapered, lengthening the farewell until even the night staff had matured. OS nappied adj. A drinker who has been adjusted to fit the occasion, though not convincingly to any particular age. Olaniyan went OS nappied and required lengthening from polite supper to taxi-side confession. OS'd (/ˌoʊ ˈɛsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an Ordnance Survey map for the journey from sofa to kitchen. Freddy-lee was OS'd and planned the short expedition to the tap from the sofa. OSASH'd adj. Having drunk enough to stop breathing briefly, then resume as though this were administrative. Karsyn was OSASH'd in the armchair, with a pause between breaths worth noting. OSB'd adj. Emboldened by drink to laminate several opinions into one sturdy panel and present it as consensus. Folabomi got OSB'd and persuaded the whole table that his proposal had always been unanimous. OSC'd adj. Of a drinker who has been required by gravity to justify every decision made on the stairs. Finnly was OSC'd and offered the banister a detailed explanation for missing the step. OSCE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the walk home into a structured clinical examination. Riahnna became OSCE'd and assessed the taxi rank with professional seriousness. OSD'd adj. The drunkenness of one who displays each movement on the face before attempting it. Azaleea became OSD'd, with visible warnings before every effort to stand. OSDD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to fit several descriptions while satisfying none of them completely. Carmene was OSDD'd, and the pub could not settle on a suitable category. OSETI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and searching the visible room for signs of life beyond the usual conversation. Brenetta became OSETI'd and scanned the beer garden for extraterrestrial company. OSI layerred adj. Still drunk, and explaining the journey from sofa to kitchen in seven increasingly technical stages. Luzmary went OSI layerred while describing the glass of water's route through the household. OSINT'd (/ˈəʊ.sɪntd/) adj. Softened by drink into assembling public fragments about everyone within conversational range. Kamraan got OSINT'd and reconstructed the stranger's career from a luggage label. OSL'd adj. Of a drinker: glowing faintly after stimulation, especially when someone mentions last orders. Etheleen was OSL'd beneath the pub sign, visible long after the others had left. OSS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into revising other people's software while they are still using it. Dilany became OSS'd and proposed improvements to the till's operating system. OST'd adj. Describing a drinker who supplies a soundtrack for events that did not request one. Jelissa was OST'd, humming continuously while the taxi searched for the address. Osage oranged adj. The state of being drunk and confidently mistaken for a large, wrinkled green fruit best kept behind a hedge. Jevaeh stood motionless beside the garden wall, impressively Osage oranged and refusing the offered sandwich.