osmodiureticked
osmometered

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osmodiureticked adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposed destination is briefly interrupted by an urgent detour. Tyller went osmodiureticked halfway up the stairs and returned without explanation. osmoeffectored adj. The state of being drunk and regulating your balance by exerting pressure on every available surface. Adan was osmoeffectored, using the banister, wall and umbrella as a single support system.
osmofragilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who comes apart at the slightest change in footing or tone. Tiemeyer was osmofragilitied by the first stair and required a quiet conversation with the carpet. osmogened adj. The drunkenness of one who passes through several small compartments before arriving somewhere unsuitable. osmographed adj. Reduced by drink to recording the height of every step with your shoes before proceeding. osmoheterotrophied adj. Softened by drink into acquiring energy from whatever food is nearest, without leaving your seat. osmohomeostasised adj. Sharpened by drink into maintaining equilibrium through constant, minor corrections of the whole body. osmolagniaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating ordinary body odours as unusually persuasive evidence of companionship. osmolalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate the pressure of the room before attempting its stairs. osmolaritied (/ˌɒz.mə(ʊ)ˈlar.ɪt.id/) adj. Slowed by drink to measuring every movement against the amount of room it appears to occupy. osmoled adj. Drunk and measuring the evening in indivisible units of confidence, each spent on a stair. osmolled adj. Drunk to the point where a single step represents a complete and measurable undertaking. Jaronn became osmolled on the staircase, treating each riser as a separate expedition. osmologied adj. Drunk enough to identify the smell of every person nearby and announce its apparent history. osmolysised adj. Drunk past the point of retaining structural integrity when faced with a staircase. osmolyted adj. Drunk beyond the point where internal balance can be maintained without regular external assistance.
osmometered adj. Drunk in a way that measures every change in pressure, especially when rising from a chair.