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osprayed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's narrow escape from a fish-eating bird's sudden descent. Emylia was osprayed, staring at the pond and making a determined grab for invisible fish. ospreyed (/ˈɒspɹeɪd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to survey the breakfast table from above, then descend upon the fish. ossamined adj. Having drunk enough to reduce the morning's recollections to sugar-like constituents of a larger wreck. Ojasvi was ossamined, separating last night's story into small sweet pieces over porridge. ossamycinned adj. Having drunk more than the morning can safely process, with breakfast rendered cytotoxic in appearance. Katreena looked ossamycinned, regarding the harmless egg as a particular threat. ossariumed adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the night's remains in a quiet chamber before attempting toast. ossatured (/ˈɒsətjʊəd/) adj. You are drunk and reduced by morning to the underlying framework of a person. Antoine arrived ossatured, with coffee, coat and one remaining intention holding him together. osseaned adj. Of a drinker: bony, buoyant and still searching the morning-after water for something edible. ossed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to mount any available object as though it might carry you home. Carrine remained ossed, trying to saddle the pub bench after closing. osseined adj. Of a drinker who has stiffened into the collagenous remainder of yesterday's evening. ossel hitched adj. A drinker who has tied the small loose line of the morning to the larger one of last night. osseleted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning consists of one small, isolated bone of memory. osseoconductivitied adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, but encouraging every nearby conversation to develop in your direction. osseodensificationed adj. The state of being drunk and compressing every morning-after recollection into a hard, painful core. Khelsea was osseodensificationed, reducing the evening to one solid fact and a headache. osseointegrationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has fused bodily with the nearest load-bearing furniture by morning. osseoperceptioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and trusting your bones to tell you where the furniture is. Zachaery went osseoperceptioned and navigated the corridor by shin, confidently avoiding nothing. osseous tissued adj. Drunk by the third round, and structurally convinced that leaning is a form of support.