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ossetered adj. Still drunk, and moving through conversations with the determined, unnecessary grandeur of a sturgeon. Jshaun arrived ossetered and proceeded upstream through the birthday speeches. ossetraed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary hospitality, and requiring the Russian sturgeon to be acknowledged by the whole table. Londin grew ossetraed and solicited opinions on caviar from everyone within reach.
ossiaed (/ˈɒsɪəd/) adj. Too drunk to perform the difficult version, and confidently substituting an easier passage of your own. Elishia went ossiaed and replaced the wedding toast with a much simpler thumbs-up. ossibuprocained adj. Too drunk to numb one eye at the bar and still find the dartboard. ossicled (/ˈɒsɪkəld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to hear a separate internal committee applauding every poor decision. ossiconed (/ˈɒsɪkəʊnd/) adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and wearing your certainty in two rigid points above the head. Aleyiah went ossiconed and announced the correct route without consulting the map. ossiculectomied adj. You have drunk enough to remove one small but essential part of every plan. Ziniyah became ossiculectomied and deleted the address before leaving for the party. ossiculed adj. Having drunk enough to make tiny, precise judgements about matters requiring considerably more judgement. ossiculoplastied adj. You are drunk and reconstructing every conversation until it supports the conclusion you preferred. Charice went ossiculoplastied and rebuilt the landlord's refusal as an invitation. ossiculotomied adj. Of a drinker: making a careful incision into every conversation, then losing the thread inside it. ossiculumed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced each decision to a small, hard object and swallowed it whole. ossicusped adj. A drinker so far gone that a bony horn appears the most reasonable instrument for opening negotiations. ossifered (/ˈɒs.ɪ.fɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every friendly suggestion is processed as an arrestable offence. ossificationed (/ˌɒsɪfɪˈkeɪʃn̩d/) adj. The state of being drunk and gradually turning every flexible suggestion into a fixed instruction. Darcy-rae grew ossificationed and converted a vague plan into an immovable procession. ossifiered (/ˈɒsɪfaɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who hardens passing thoughts into permanent convictions before anyone can intervene.
ossifluenced adj. The drunkenness of one who turns fluid judgement into a slow, weighty certainty.
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