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Osakanned
(/əʊˈsɑːkənd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to issuing brisk civic instructions about a city you have never visited.
Roshawna became
Osakanned
and directed the taxi towards Osaka with complete geographical confidence.
Oscanned
(/ˈɒskənd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into confidently reviving an ancient language nobody present can verify.
Harlea became
Oscanned
and translated the drinks list into a language last heard in Campania.
Oscar Asched
adj.
Loosened by drink into spending cash with the confidence of a person who has just found more.
Ashlea became
Oscar Asched
and paid for the entire round in coins from an unrelated coat.
Oscar baited
adj.
Emboldened by drink to perform suffering, sincerity and redemption for an audience consisting of the nearest table.
Kebron became
Oscar baited
and delivered a moving monologue about losing his bar token.
Oscared
(/ˈɒs.kəd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into accepting every minor compliment as an award-worthy performance.
Lanson got
Oscared
and gave an acceptance speech after successfully opening the crisps.
Oscarologisted
adj.
Slowed by drink to predicting awards with the solemnity of a pundit whose envelope has gone missing.
Nabia became
Oscarologisted
and spent twenty minutes ranking the pub's strongest dramatic entrances.
Oscied
adj.
Drunk and confidently pluralising every person present as though addressing an ancient assembly.
Olatunde became
Oscied
and called the entire bar an Italic people before ordering another round.
Oseted
adj.
Drunk beyond the ability to locate the correct side of the sofa, but not beyond asking for water.
Gunveer got
Oseted
and searched both ends of the sofa for the same cushion.
Osetianed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the simplest journey acquires several unnecessary domestic stages.
Poetri got
Osetianed
and visited the kitchen, sofa and fridge before drinking the water.
Osgood-Schlatter diseased
adj.
Drunk to the point where every ache below the knee becomes a confident clinical diagnosis.
Treyshun got
Osgood-Schlatter diseased
and diagnosed his knee against the edge of the booth.
Osgood-Schlatter syndromed
adj.
Of a drinker who has named a minor collision, wrapped it carefully and prescribed bed rest.
Damari was
Osgood-Schlatter syndromed
after meeting the coffee table and consulting the biscuit tin.
Oshawanned
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a Canadian place name from a destination you can reach on foot.
Aydali was
Oshawanned
, insisting the taxi driver had merely missed the next turning.
Osiandrianed
adj.
Drunk beyond theological caution, confidently reforming doctrine between mouthfuls of crisps.
Doras became
Osiandrianed
and announced a fresh interpretation of grace beside the fruit machine.
Osirificationed
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary departure into a solemn preparation for the afterlife.
Darlette became
Osirificationed
and arranged the empty glasses as ceremonial equipment.
Osirismed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every closing time becomes a ritual attended by an increasingly private congregation.
Yedid became
Osirismed
and conducted the last orders beneath the pub's flickering sign.
Oskaed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes a small, elegant hound seem the obvious model for personal conduct.
Dubheasa got
Oskaed
and attempted to maintain the dignified gait of a slender sighthound.
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