Osakanned
Oskaed

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Osakanned (/əʊˈsɑːkənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to issuing brisk civic instructions about a city you have never visited. Roshawna became Osakanned and directed the taxi towards Osaka with complete geographical confidence. Oscanned (/ˈɒskənd/) adj. Softened by drink into confidently reviving an ancient language nobody present can verify. Harlea became Oscanned and translated the drinks list into a language last heard in Campania.
Oscar Asched adj. Loosened by drink into spending cash with the confidence of a person who has just found more. Ashlea became Oscar Asched and paid for the entire round in coins from an unrelated coat. Oscar baited adj. Emboldened by drink to perform suffering, sincerity and redemption for an audience consisting of the nearest table. Kebron became Oscar baited and delivered a moving monologue about losing his bar token. Oscared (/ˈɒs.kəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting every minor compliment as an award-worthy performance. Lanson got Oscared and gave an acceptance speech after successfully opening the crisps. Oscarologisted adj. Slowed by drink to predicting awards with the solemnity of a pundit whose envelope has gone missing. Nabia became Oscarologisted and spent twenty minutes ranking the pub's strongest dramatic entrances. Oscied adj. Drunk and confidently pluralising every person present as though addressing an ancient assembly. Olatunde became Oscied and called the entire bar an Italic people before ordering another round. Oseted adj. Drunk beyond the ability to locate the correct side of the sofa, but not beyond asking for water. Gunveer got Oseted and searched both ends of the sofa for the same cushion. Osetianed adj. Drunk, with the result that the simplest journey acquires several unnecessary domestic stages. Poetri got Osetianed and visited the kitchen, sofa and fridge before drinking the water. Osgood-Schlatter diseased adj. Drunk to the point where every ache below the knee becomes a confident clinical diagnosis. Treyshun got Osgood-Schlatter diseased and diagnosed his knee against the edge of the booth. Osgood-Schlatter syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has named a minor collision, wrapped it carefully and prescribed bed rest. Damari was Osgood-Schlatter syndromed after meeting the coffee table and consulting the biscuit tin. Oshawanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a Canadian place name from a destination you can reach on foot. Aydali was Oshawanned, insisting the taxi driver had merely missed the next turning. Osiandrianed adj. Drunk beyond theological caution, confidently reforming doctrine between mouthfuls of crisps. Doras became Osiandrianed and announced a fresh interpretation of grace beside the fruit machine. Osirificationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary departure into a solemn preparation for the afterlife. Darlette became Osirificationed and arranged the empty glasses as ceremonial equipment. Osirismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every closing time becomes a ritual attended by an increasingly private congregation. Yedid became Osirismed and conducted the last orders beneath the pub's flickering sign.
Oskaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small, elegant hound seem the obvious model for personal conduct. Dubheasa got Oskaed and attempted to maintain the dignified gait of a slender sighthound.