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osted adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, hot building with no obvious exit. Deonia grew osted and directed everyone towards the warmest cupboard. osteectomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has left the bones somewhere between the kitchen and the sitting room. osteichthyanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a rigid internal framework but still swims towards the fridge. Triniece was osteichthyanned, moving stiffly from the sofa whenever leftovers were mentioned. osteined adj. Describing a drinker who has become the morning's alternate, slightly denser version of himself. Twilah woke osteined, a variant of yesterday's person with very little flexibility. osteitis deformansed adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic rearrangement of the skeleton, with the sofa taking the strain. Diamondnique was osteitis deformansed and sat at an angle no furniture manual recommends. osteitis pubised adj. Loosened by drink into a careful, wide-legged negotiation with the kitchen doorway. Nikodem was osteitis pubised and crossed the kitchen as though carrying a tray of full glasses. osteitised adj. Reduced by drink to a warm, inflamed sort of furniture, usually found occupying the sofa. ostensibilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to make the contents of every cupboard ostensible, whether invited or not. ostensioned adj. Slowed by drink to pointing at each required object rather than naming it, particularly the glass of water. ostensive definitioned adj. Drunk and explaining every household object by pointing at examples, then correcting the examples. ostensoired adj. Drunk to the point where a glass of water is displayed like a sacred object and approached on knees. ostensoried adj. Drunk past the point of drinking water casually, and now displaying it to the entire sitting room. Devy was ostensoried on the sofa, holding the water aloft while asking who had requested it. ostensorioed adj. Drunk enough to carry a glass of water before the household as though it required ceremonial protection. ostensoriumed adj. Emboldened by drink to display a trivial possession as though presenting a sacred relic. Misako got ostensoriumed and exhibited a keyring beneath the restaurant's brightest lamp. ostentationed (/ˌɒstənˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns fetching water into an ambitious household performance for the sofa. ostentatiousnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that even a glass of water is served with unnecessary ceremony and both hands. Noahalexander was ostentatiousnessed, presenting the water as though it had been decanted specially.