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osteochondritised adj. Drunk to the point where bone and cartilage alike seem inflamed by the demands of standing. Lendol became osteochondritised and blamed the dance floor for every joint in his body. osteochondroblasted adj. Drunk past the point of being a mere cell, and now committed to becoming something structural. Shayn grew osteochondroblasted and announced that the coat rack had developmental potential. osteochondrodysplasiaed adj. Drunk beyond normal development, with bone and cartilage taking the evening in separate directions. osteochondrogenesised adj. Drunk in a way that generates new bone-and-cartilage arrangements, usually around the furniture. Jamilex became osteochondrogenesised and spent the night constructing a joint with the armchair. osteochondromaed adj. Drunk, with the result that a harmless lump of bone and cartilage acquires considerable social importance. Anielle became osteochondromaed and introduced the swelling on her knuckle to everyone present. osteochondromatosised adj. Drunk to a degree that small benign excrescences seem to proliferate wherever the evening has been ill-managed. osteochondropathiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a general disease of bone and cartilage out of missing one step. osteochondropathied adj. Drunk on the strength of a disorder affecting bone and cartilage, and now diagnosing the furniture. osteochondrophyted adj. Drunk since last orders, and growing an ornamental tumour wherever the night encounters a hard surface. Beverlin became osteochondrophyted and attached herself ceremonially to the banister. osteochondroplastied adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to remodel bone and cartilage by leaning on them. Maislyn was osteochondroplastied and reshaped the queue by sitting across it. osteochondroprecursored adj. Drunk by closing time, and visibly on the way to becoming a complete bone-and-cartilage nuisance. Lindon became osteochondroprecursored and showed early signs of joining the furniture. osteochondroprogenitored adj. Still drunk, and capable of differentiating into either a hard-headed argument or a soft one. Jerrald was osteochondroprogenitored, alternating between obstinacy and tears over the bill. osteochondrosarcomaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a serious growth from the ordinary swelling caused by sleeping on one's coat. osteochondrosised (/ˌɒstiːəʊkɒnˈdɹəʊsɪsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to interrupt the blood supply of a conversation, kill it, and attempt regrowth. Shamarria became osteochondrosised and watched her anecdote fail before starting again. osteochromed adj. Having drunk enough to stain every pale object in memory with the colour of the evening. osteoclasiaed adj. Having drunk more than the body's architecture can politely accommodate, and correcting its deformities against a doorframe. Xena was osteoclasiaed and attempted to straighten herself against the mantelpiece.