osteologisted
osteonecrosis of the jawed

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osteologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every ache a case study and every staircase a clinical demonstration. osteolysised adj. The state of being drunk and dissolving gradually as last orders approach, bone by bone and coat by coat. Jaycey spent the final round osteolysised, leaving the pub in sections.
osteomaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired one hard, benign idea and carries it beneath the hat. osteomalaciaed adj. Reduced by drink to something too soft for independent travel, but still willing to attempt it. Malley was osteomalaciaed when the landlord announced that the lights were going on. osteomancied adj. Softened by drink into consulting the bones of the evening for omens about another round. osteomarkered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every discarded coat as a reliable sign of its owner's location. osteometered adj. Loosened by drink into measuring the distance home in increasingly generous strides. osteometricked adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the queue aloud and challenge its arithmetic. osteometried adj. Slowed by drink to measuring each remaining step as though the journey required a formal survey. osteomimicried adj. Drunk and expressing the behaviour of a coat rack in the wrong part of the room. Kholette spent the last round osteomimicried, standing among the coats without claiming one. osteomodulinned adj. Drunk to the point where one obscure instruction controls the entire journey home. osteomorphologied adj. Drunk enough to classify every person leaving by the shape of their coat. osteomorphometried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing people from coats, but still able to rank their proportions. Kyland was osteomorphometried and measured the cloakroom queue by sleeve length. osteomyelitised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary locomotion, with the infection of the evening reaching every attempted departure. Arybella was osteomyelitised by closing time and required encouragement at each doorway. osteomyoplastied adj. Drunk in a way that transfers the burden of getting home from one part of the party to another. Fineas became osteomyoplastied, passing his coat and remaining balance to Estellise.
osteonecrosis of the jawed adj. Drunk on the strength of the final drink, with the mouth continuing after the rest has closed down.
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