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osterixed adj. Of a drinker: confidently directing the formation of new bone where no such construction was requested. ostholled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a plant compound for permission to interfere with calcium channels. Alikhan became ostholled and attempted to regulate the pub's calcium channels with a spoon.
osthyaed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening's argument to one conspicuously labial sound. ostiariated adj. A drinker who has appointed themselves porter and is admitting guests according to a private theology. ostiaried (/ˈɒsti.əɹid/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every conversation should flow towards the river. Lozell became ostiaried and directed the birthday speeches towards the nearest watercourse. ostiariused adj. A drinker so far gone that the doorway has acquired a ceremonial guardian. Nathenial was ostiariused and blessed each person entering the kitchen. ostikanated adj. The drunkenness of one who has annexed the room and is governing it by confident decree. Shilonda became ostikanated and divided the pub into districts without consultation. ostikanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed provincial authority over Armenia and the drinks list. Jerious got ostikanned and began issuing orders to the table as though governing a province. ostinatoed (/ɒstɪˈnɑtoʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to repeating one musical idea until it acquires the force of policy. Edika got ostinatoed and repeated the same bass line while deciding everyone's route home. ostioled adj. Softened by drink into releasing each half-formed notion through a tiny opening. Lonzo became ostioled and issued opinions in small bursts from behind the curtain. ostitised adj. Softened by drink into an archaic household ornament, best left beside the glass of water. ostiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every opening as an entrance for a new plan. Elleisha got ostiumed and treated the cupboard door as the evening's principal route forward. ostlered (/ˈɒsləd/) adj. Loosened by drink into confidently tending horses that are, on inspection, coats. ostleressed adj. Emboldened by drink to manage the imaginary stable with genuine professional authority. Dawndi got ostleressed and ordered the pub's bicycles into separate stalls. ostleried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an inn whose guests have nowhere sensible to be. Arlesha became ostleried and took three hours to reach the taxi rank.
ostmarked adj. Drunk and treating every purchase as obsolete East German currency requiring careful conversion.