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ostracodermed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an armoured creature crossing the sitting room. Basra moved ostracodermed from the sofa to the kitchen, protecting the water glass with both hands. ostracodologied adj. Drunk to the point where every small object on the sofa requires a separate classification. Milly became ostracodologied and arranged the remote, coaster and water glass by apparent habitat. ostracodologisted adj. Drunk and examining every crumb on the kitchen floor as though it were a specimen. Yannai became ostracodologisted and catalogued the crumbs beneath the toaster. ostracoided adj. Drunk enough to resemble a small shelled thing, moving cautiously between sofa and kitchen. Eleny was ostracoided, edging between sofa and kitchen while the hosts cleared a path. ostraconned (/ˈɒstɹəˌkɒnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a broken coaster from a suitable voting paper. ostracultured adj. Drunk in a way that encourages the commercial production of oysters in the salad bowl. Melorie became ostracultured and began cultivating oysters among the leftover salad. ostracumed adj. Drunk, with the result that every pottery fragment becomes part of the evening's furniture. Cloyd was ostracumed and used a broken mug as a coaster for his water. ostrakonned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the fragment in your hand is not an adequate tea tray. ostreaceaned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen cupboard appear full of closed, edible shells. Ondrea became ostreaceaned and attempted to open the cupboard with a teaspoon. ostreacultured adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the sink is a promising oyster farm. ostreaculturisted adj. The drunkenness of one who breeds shellfish in the imagination and gives each mollusc a sensible name. Noelis became ostreaculturisted and arranged the salted snacks according to imagined growth rates. ostreaphiled adj. Drunk to the extent of loving oysters more fervently than the available supper warrants. ostregered adj. Drunk beyond useful supervision, with the gathering left to protect itself from your encouragement. Amirykal went ostregered and encouraged Iwan to climb somewhere plainly unsuitable. ostreicultured adj. The condition of a drinker who tends the shellfish beds, judges the tide, and calls a dozen oysters a modest yield. ostreiculturisted adj. Reduced by drink to tending imaginary shellfish, with the quiet authority of a smallholder at low tide. Abin was ostreiculturisted and offered to improve the pub's oyster yield by Tuesday. ostreided adj. Softened by drink into something that opens reluctantly, closes suddenly, and is best approached with a little lemon.