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ostroed adj. Still drunk, and moving through the pub as a warm southerly draught that shifts napkins and unsettles pints. ostroged adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the immediate premises into a small fortified settlement. Ercan grew ostroged and arranged the chairs into a defensible perimeter around the crisps. ostrubled adj. The drunkenness of one who has depreciated into a former currency and is accepted only by historians. Jazya became ostrubled and spent the evening offering obsolete change for perfectly current drinks. ostruthinned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rare plant compound, and now taking root beside the bar. Gabia became ostruthinned and spent an hour explaining why the masterwort deserved a quieter setting. ostrutholed adj. Drunk and proceeding with the measured, aromatic dignity of a coumarin, until the walk home becomes ceremonial. Meleane was ostrutholed on the walk home, proceeding with ceremonial dignity until the front step intervened. ostryopsitrienoled adj. Drunk to the point where your thoughts form a complicated ring and conclude with a request for toast. Gurkaran grew ostryopsitrienoled and delivered a cyclic argument about mushrooms before ordering chips. ostryopsitrioled adj. Drunk enough to become chemically intricate in conversation, then ask whether anyone has seen your left shoe. osturduckened (/ˌɒstɜːˈdʌk(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one stuffed interior from another, and now eating the garnish separately. Asie arrived osturduckened and attempted to identify the poultry layers with a breadstick. osumilited adj. Drunk beyond mineralogical stability, displaying several elements at once and sitting down rather suddenly. oswaldofilarined adj. Drunk in a way that makes you seem narrow, persistent and determined to occupy the entire conversation. Chazz grew oswaldofilarined and pursued one minor anecdote through four unrelated subjects. oswaldpeetersited adj. Drunk, with the result that your complexion acquires mineral authority and your plans become faintly radioactive.