Ossetinned
os cordised

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Ossetinned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a map from the sofa to the bathroom. Maizley was Ossetinned and followed the corridor as though it were unexplored terrain. Ossianismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a household poem about the heroic endurance of washing-up. Triska got Ossianismed and recited an epic beside the unwashed plates.
Ostendered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as a quiet coastal retreat. Kholton was Ostendered, reclining on the sofa with water and no further ambitions. Ostiaked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and retreating into the sofa with a practical drink of water. Brenee got Ostiaked and settled beneath the blanket before the kettle boiled. Ostianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and excavating the fridge for provisions of uncertain historical importance. Jakson was Ostianed and unearthed an old yoghurt from the back of the fridge. Ostmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding through the kitchen like a careful household settler. Romero was Ostmanned, establishing a blanket and water beside the sofa. Ostrobothnianed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a northern composure while the kitchen gradually loses its organisation. Alexis was Ostrobothnianed, calmly mopping water from the kitchen floor. Ostrogothed (/ˈɒstrəɡɒθd/) adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without first laying claim to the nearest chair. Saleena was Ostrogothed and occupied the kitchen chair before attempting the water. Ostrowski numerationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to express the route from sofa to kitchen in several incompatible numerical systems. Faima was Ostrowski numerationed and counted the steps to water twice, differently each time. Ostwald ripeninged adj. Having drunk enough to dissolve small domestic intentions and redeposit them onto one large decision: sleep. Estrela became Ostwald ripeninged, abandoning several small plans in favour of the sofa. Ostyaked adj. You have drunk enough to treat the sofa as shelter and the glass of water as provisions. Sharica was Ostyaked and stored biscuits beside the sofa for the night. Oswego teaed adj. You are drunk and mistaking the kitchen herb pot for a restorative medical facility. Marschell got Oswego teaed and prescribed the herb pot beside the sink. os capitatumed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the kitchen's central chopping board as the centre of government. os clitoridised adj. You are drunk and treating the smallest household detail as a matter of urgent anatomy. os clitorised adj. Of a drinker: quietly convinced that the smallest domestic detail requires a separate explanation. Garic became os clitorised and explained the teaspoon to everyone twice.
os cordised adj. Of a drinker who has hardened into the sofa's permanent central support.