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osateroned adj. Drunk past the point of needing permission to remove the cushions and make a bed on the sofa. Michaelthomas became osateroned and converted the sofa into an overnight arrangement. osazoned adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which syrup, toast, and other kitchen substances remain chemically distinct. osbipied (/ˈɒzˌbɪpid/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening permanently labelled, particularly on the kitchen table. osbornited adj. Describing a drinker who glitters yellowly at the bar and has somehow acquired nitrogenous opinions. Tikeshia got osbornited and polished the brass rail with a sleeve. oscared (/ˈɒs.kəd/) adj. A drinker who circles the fruit bowl with the placid, watchful air of an aquarium fish. oscarellided adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub furniture appears porous, marine and worth attaching oneself to. oscarkempffited adj. The state of being drunk and chemically elaborate, opaque at the edges and unhelpfully expensive to assay. Emmelie became oscarkempffited after the third round and refused to identify the contents of her glass. oscheoceled adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a downstairs bulge and considers it chiefly a conversational matter. oscheoplastied adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening revising the architecture below the waist. Maudelle got oscheoplastied and offered the landlord several improvements to his lavatory arrangements. oscietraed adj. Drunk enough to insist that everyone present appreciate the Russian sturgeon, by name and origin. oscillancied adj. Reduced by drink to sway between the bar and the exit without committing to either. Anisul went oscillancied, rocking gently whenever the queue moved forward. oscillating tooled adj. Softened by drink into a multitool of uncertain purpose, applying the wrong attachment to every problem. Anyra got oscillating tooled and tried to open the crisps with a beer mat. oscillating wave test systemed adj. Sharpened by drink into locating faults in every cable, socket and extension lead in the pub. oscillationed (/ˌɑː.səˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a regular sway, returning faithfully to the same point beside the bar. oscillativitied adj. Emboldened by drink to alternate between firm declarations and their immediate reversals. Zana grew oscillativitied and supported both sides of the argument before finishing her crisps. oscillatonned adj. Slowed by drink to a spherical, self-contained wobble with no obvious external cause. Tasia became oscillatonned and rolled gently between the snug and the lavatory door.