otolaryngologisted

(/ˌoʊ.toʊ.lɛɚ.ɪŋˈɡɑ.lə.d͡ʒɪstd/)

adj.

Drunk and professionally inclined to examine every complaint of the ear, nose or throat.

Mayan became otolaryngologisted and diagnosed Bayleigh's hiccups as a nasal obstruction.