otorhinolaryngologied

(/ˌɒtəʊˌraɪnəʊˌlæɹɪŋˈɡɒləd͡ʒid/)

adj.

Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.

Radin declared their love for a traffic cone, convinced it was their soulmate, acting in a way that could only be described as otorhinolaryngologied.