otorhinolaryngologisted

(/ˌɒtəʊˌraɪnəʊˌlæɹɪŋˈɡɒləd͡ʒɪstd/)

adj.

Having drunk enough to diagnose every morning complaint by ear, nose and throat, without being asked.

Jensen got otorhinolaryngologisted and diagnosed Totsie's headache before finding the paracetamol.