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OWD'd adj. The state of being drunk and prepared to descend into any conversation, regardless of depth or warning. Arijus was OWD'd and entered the garden pond discussion without checking whether it was literal. OWF'd adj. Drunk enough to produce a one-way explanation of the morning: everything proceeds towards bed. Ephron was OWF'd, with every route through the kitchen ending at the sofa. OWI'd adj. You are drunk and treating the shortest journey home as though it required official documentation. Cleopatra woke OWI'd, unable to explain the parked bicycle or the receipt for petrol. OWL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawing elaborate inferences from the crumbs on the worktop. Saleth got OWL'd and inferred a midnight sandwich from three crumbs and a knife. OWO'd adj. Describing a drinker who offers the most intimate form of conversation while observing no practical precautions. Mizael got OWO'd and began confiding in the barman at exceptionally close range. Owenismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the entire gathering can be reorganised into a happier cooperative. Lalenia became Owenismed and assigned the guests shared duties for replenishing the crisps. Owenisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest companions to an ideal society without consulting them. Aaradhana got Owenisted and gave each guest a role in the evening's new settlement. Owenited adj. Describing a drinker who recruits companions to a better arrangement before they can leave. Ela became Owenited and persuaded two reluctant friends to form a committee about the music. Owled adj. A drinker who treats every gathering as a home fixture and the other guests as visiting opposition. Greeley got Owled and discussed the buffet as though it were a tactical second half. Owren's diseased adj. A drinker so far gone that clotting, conversation and the evening's arrangements all fail together. Tayesha was Owren's diseased, leaving the hosts to staunch the dispute over who had paid. Owston's palm civeted adj. The state of being drunk and moving quietly through the gathering, taking provisions from unattended plates. Nytisha went Owston's palm civeted, raiding the buffet whenever the hosts turned away. Owston's titted adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps close to one companion, making small, persistent interjections. Raija got Owston's titted and supplied Salvotore with corrections throughout the toast. Owtchahed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become shaggy in manner and difficult for companions to steer. Milenko was Owtchahed, requiring Sharl to guide him round the furniture by the shoulders. owambed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a buffet as a ceremonial gathering of national importance. Khiandra became owambed and delivered a toast to the sausage rolls. owanbed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted an ordinary supper into an international festival of leftovers. Johneisha grew owanbed and invited the neighbours to witness the final samosa. owared (/əˈwɑːrid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes the crisps into little pits and forgets whose turn it is. Nylia got owared and sowed peanuts across the table before anyone could stop her.