oxytetracyclined

(/ˌɒk.sɪ.tɛ.tɹəˈsʌɪ.kliːnd/)

adj.

Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.

In the midst of a game of hide-and-seek, Doane was found passed out in a cupboard, undeniably oxytetracyclined.