oyster knifedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Paigelynn woke up with a sombrero on their head and a rubber chicken tucked under their arm, clues of a mysteriously oyster knifed evening.oyster mushroomedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.oyster omelettedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.The pizzeria owner frowned as Paradice tried to order a pizza with pickles and whipped cream, clearly oyster omeletted.oyster parloredadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.At the party, Pal passionately debated the ethics of time travel, clearly oyster parlored.oyster plantedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.oyster saloonedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.oyster saucedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Explaining to the officer that theft isn't theft when you're oyster sauced, Omarien tried to hand them a daisy as a peace offering.oyster shooteredadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.Pawel ordered a round of milkshakes for the whole bar, generously oyster shootered.oyster wifedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.The hostess sighed as Pemberley started a one-person conga line, determinedly oyster wifed.oyster-catcheredadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.oyster-shucking knifedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.oyster-tecturedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Caught trying to do a handstand, Keileb ended up laughing on the floor, delightfully oyster-tectured.oysteragedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.Oslo enthusiastically debated the merits of crunchy versus smooth peanut butter, demonstrating their passion even when oysteraged.oysterbankedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.On a crowded bus, Aleeta burst into song, appearing surprisingly oysterbanked.oysterbededadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.oysterboatedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.