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P'd (/pʰiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has settled in the nearest green space, including the sitting room. Gabrianna got P'd on the sofa and required water to be delivered across the carpet. P'ent'ayed (/ˈpɛn.teɪd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to form a congregation wherever there is a table and a spare chair. Eboney grew P'ent'ayed and preached beside the coat stand until closing.
P'sed adj. Too drunk to distinguish money from the letters used to denote it. Dorisha was P'sed and offered the bartender several imaginary notes. P'shipped adj. Drunk and treating every nearby customer as a formal associate in the evening's affairs. Addeline was P'shipped, offering Horold a share in the table and the remaining pickled eggs. p'eed adj. Drunk in a way that treats every casual favour as a formally secured grant. p'inted adj. Drunk and reduced to marking the conversation with occasional small dots of agreement. Temika sat p'inted, contributing small verbal marks whenever the discussion passed nearby. p'liced adj. Of a drinker: maintaining public order in the kitchen while privately losing it beside the sofa. Bryse got p'liced and began directing everyone towards the correct side of the kitchen. p'sed adj. Sufficiently drunk to count money by instinct rather than arithmetic. p'shatted adj. Reduced by drink to a literal reading of every text, including the drinks list and its punctuation. Melaney was p'shatted and interpreted the landlord's joke strictly according to its face value. p'simmonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and praising anything orange before discovering its astringency. Lynee was p'simmonned and called the bitter marmalade remarkably sweet. p'skettied adj. Softened by drink into a bowl of improvised pasta, particularly when faced with the morning-after kitchen. Anishia got p'skettied and served last night's noodles in a cereal bowl without apology. p'tatered adj. Sufficiently drunk to call the hotpot a spud and consider the matter settled.
p'tchaed adj. Having drunk enough to set, slowly and firmly, around the evening's remaining faculties. Yanahi was p'tchaed and sat quietly until conversation acquired a skin.