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p-valued adj. Too drunk to distinguish a significant result from an ordinary wobble on the stairs. Qualisha was p-valued after the third attempt to decide whether the banister mattered. p-wayed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding along a permanent route whose destination is unclear.
p-worded adj. Having drunk enough to say the p-word aloud, then repeat it for clarification. p-zombied adj. The state of being drunk and apparently conscious, while exhibiting no reliable sign of awareness.
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