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P mitraled adj. Drunk by the third round, and broadening noticeably whenever the conversation turns to the heart. Serjio was P mitraled by the third round, with each sentence widening in the middle. P pulmonaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing narrowly to attention whenever a new subject is raised. Eric was P pulmonaled by closing time, upright and peaked beside the bar. P trapped adj. Still drunk, and retaining the evening in a low bend from which it cannot readily escape. Binky remained P trapped beneath the kitchen sink, explaining the arrangement to nobody. P waved adj. Sharpened by drink into a pulse of confidence that rises and falls with every step. Leighia was P waved, climbing the stairs in brisk electrical surges. P'd (/pʰiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has settled in the nearest green space, including the sitting room. Gabrianna got P'd on the sofa and required water to be delivered across the carpet. P'ent'ayed (/ˈpɛn.teɪd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to form a congregation wherever there is a table and a spare chair. Eboney grew P'ent'ayed and preached beside the coat stand until closing. P'sed adj. Too drunk to distinguish money from the letters used to denote it. Dorisha was P'sed and offered the bartender several imaginary notes. P'shipped adj. Drunk and treating every nearby customer as a formal associate in the evening's affairs. Addeline was P'shipped, offering Horold a share in the table and the remaining pickled eggs. P-A conduction timed adj. Drunk and taking precisely too long to get from the first greeting to any response. Athenea was P-A conduction timed, waving before managing a reply. P-E ratioed adj. The drunkenness of one who has priced the evening against future earnings and ordered another round regardless. Keyland was P-E ratioed and calculated the taxi fare as an investment in tomorrow's productivity. P-Funked adj. Drunk to the point where every movement acquires a loose rhythm and an unnecessary flourish. Janetzy got P-Funked and negotiated the stairs with elaborate hip movements. P-H conduction timed adj. Drunk enough to require a measurable interval between deciding to move and actually moving. Brazil was P-H conduction timed, reaching for the banister several seconds late. P-barred adj. Drunk past the point of placing prepositions anywhere the sentence can support them. Anaviah was P-barred, inserting prepositions between every word on the stairs. P-boxed adj. You are drunk and transposing the smallest details of every story while somehow retaining the general muddle. Abdul-rahman got P-boxed and moved every name in the darts story to a different person. P-celled adj. Drunk beyond the point where small details remain small, particularly on staircases. Brilliant was P-celled, giving each stair an individual name and history. P-factored adj. Drunk in a way that shifts the centre of balance away from the direction of travel. Brayana was P-factored, ascending diagonally despite facing the staircase.