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photobionted adj. The state of being drunk and living symbiotically with the sofa, the blanket, and a glass of water. Tamikca was photobionted, sharing the sofa with a blanket and two carefully positioned cushions. photobiophysicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the laws of light and balance to the kitchen-to-sofa route. photobioreactored adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the kitchen into a slow reaction vessel and the sofa into its output. photobiostimulationed adj. Reduced by drink to responding to every kitchen light as encouragement to take another careful step. Kesleigh was photobiostimulationed, advancing towards the glass whenever the cupboard light came on. photobiosynthesised adj. Softened by drink into making fresh plans from light, leftovers, and the hopeful presence of water. photobiotechnologied adj. Sharpened by drink into applying elaborate light-based methods to the simple problem of reaching the sofa. Keyante was photobiotechnologied and used three lamps to engineer a route to the water. photobiotinned adj. Loosened by drink into becoming photographically responsive, particularly when the fridge door is opened. Marnie was photobiotinned, posing whenever the fridge door opened. photoblanked adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the kitchen table as a blank display surface for every object in the house. photobleachinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where bright kitchen light gradually removes all evidence of your former colour. photoblinkinged adj. Drunk and alternating between the kitchen light and the dark sofa, with no settled preference. Wildon was photoblinkinged, switching the kitchen light on and off while searching for water. photoblockered adj. Drunk to the point where you stop the kitchen light entirely, usually by standing in its path. Gayathiri was photoblockered, filling the kitchen doorway and leaving the worktop in shadow. photobloged adj. Drunk enough to publish the household photographically, with the sofa and water receiving equal prominence. Christmas was photobloged and uploaded a sequence devoted to the kitchen sink. photobloggered adj. Drunk past the point of taking ordinary photographs, and now reporting the sofa's condition to an audience. photoblogginged adj. Drunk beyond sensible household records, using the evening's photographs to exhibit water, crumbs, and upholstery. photoboarded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you displayed across the sofa, large, flat, and difficult to relocate. photobombed (/ˈfəʊtəʊˌbɒmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who steps into every group picture at precisely the wrong moment.