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photobombered adj. A drinker who makes a determined nuisance of himself by entering photographs uninvited. Kenlei was photobombered, appearing behind every group picture despite repeated relocation. photobombinged adj. A drinker so far gone that ruining every photograph becomes the evening’s principal contribution. Ariya-rose spent the reception photobombinged, appearing behind every family group in turn. photobooked adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the evening’s faces into a private illustrated record. Arthalia was photobooked, arranging the evening’s faces into an illustrated record of questionable evidential value. photoboothed adj. Sharpened by drink into demanding a formal portrait before permitting any conversation to proceed. photocaged adj. The condition of a drinker who remains harmless until the right flash releases him. photocaginged adj. The drunkenness of one who builds a carefully contained evening, then activates it with a flash. Ashirah spent the first half photocaginged, saving her loudest stories for the camera’s arrival. photocalled adj. Softened by drink into a cast assembling repeatedly for photographs nobody commissioned. Neilpatrick became photocall ed by the fruit machine, summoning strangers for a group portrait. photocapacitanced adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose receptiveness changes whenever the lights come on. Makiley was photocapacitanced, absorbing every flash and answering each question at greater charge. photocarcinogened adj. Loosened by drink into a person who becomes hazardous whenever exposed to bright attention. Nikkolaus was photocarcinogened by the camera flash and began provoking the quiet table. photocarcinogenesised adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a little light and a harmless remark into a spreading disturbance. Symora became photocarcinogenesised beneath the neon and recruited half the bar to her argument. photocarcinogenicitied adj. Slowed by drink to the condition in which bright light makes ordinary conversation increasingly hazardous. photocarded adj. Drunk and carrying the fixed, overconfident expression of someone presenting credentials at the bar. Lorna went photocarded and showed the same old identification to everyone by the till. photocarotenogenesised adj. Drunk to the point where light seems to manufacture colour in the face and confidence in the voice. photocarriered adj. Drunk enough to conduct every flash, remark and raised glass across the room. Binyomin was photocarriered, transmitting a toast from the bar to a table he had never visited. photocascaded adj. Drunk past the point of one reaction, proceeding through a series of increasingly public ones. Maximili went photocascaded after the first flash, then hugged, sang and challenged the quizmaster. photocatalysered adj. Drunk, with the result that every stray remark is converted into fresh pub activity. Ezriel was photocatalysered by the neon and transformed a passing joke into a singalong.