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photochirogenesised adj. Drunk beyond recognising left from right, yet convinced the distinction has been induced scientifically. Jermon became photochirogenesised and sent the left shoe to the right foot. photochlorinationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every illuminated conversation gradually, inexorably, into bleach. photocholesteroled adj. Drunk, with the result that a perfectly ordinary night acquires a trigger-sensitive double bond. photochopped adj. Drunk to a degree that every memory is edited badly, with the joins plainly visible. Christohpher became photochopped and inserted himself into photographs from before his arrival. photochoppered adj. Drunk to the extent of converting a direct signal into a much higher-frequency demand for chips. photochromatographied adj. Drunk on the strength of separating every substance present, except the gin from the tonic. Classie became photochromatographied and sorted the cocktails by imagined isotope. photochromed adj. Having drunk enough to recolour monochrome memories, generally in tones favourable to oneself. Shelby-lynn grew photochromed and supplied cheerful colours to an otherwise regrettable argument. photochromicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and studying the darkening of everything through the window. photochromied adj. You have drunk enough to darken and lighten with the changing illumination of the room. Jasmin became photochromied, sober beneath the lamp and mysterious by the doorway. photochromismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly changing visual character whenever the light catches you. Cristoval became photochromismed and looked respectable only beneath the brightest lamp. photochromogened adj. Drunk by closing time, and developing colour only after exposure to the outside world. Ikeria emerged photochromogened, acquiring a remarkable flush beneath the streetlights. photochromogenicitied adj. Still drunk, and possessing the capacity to become conspicuous whenever daylight finds you. photochromographied adj. Too drunk to print the evening in colour, though every mistake remains beautifully reproduced. Vader became photochromographied and rendered the failed toast in unusually rich colours. photochromoscoped adj. Sufficiently drunk to discover shifting colours in a photograph, particularly one of your supper. Daisy-anne became photochromoscoped and illuminated her kebab from behind. photochromotyped adj. Having drunk enough to become a coloured impression of yourself, mechanically reproduced and slightly misregistered. Cordarius arrived photochromotyped, with his appearance offset from his intentions. photochromotypied adj. Having drunk more than the printing process can accommodate, emerging as a blurred coloured edition. Mihail became photochromotypied and appeared in several incompatible shades at once.