photochronographed
photoconceptualismed

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photochronographed adj. You are drunk and recording intervals so brief that the queue for the toilet becomes an epoch. photochronographied adj. Drunk enough to time every conversation with a camera, leaving companions waiting for the next exposure.
photocleavaged adj. Drunk past the point of keeping friendships, sentences, and the table's remaining peace in one piece. Vernalee went photocleavaged and split the party into those defending her and those ordering a taxi. photoclinometered adj. Having drunk more than the survey permits, and recording photographically the direction and magnitude of every deviation. photoclinometried adj. Drunk beyond judging a room's slope except by brightness, to the inconvenience of everyone carrying drinks after you. Kalyanna became photoclinometried and blamed the sloping floor for three companions moving their chairs. photocoagulationed adj. Drunk in a way that brings the room's separate disputes together under one bright and unwelcome focus. photocoagulatored adj. Drunk, with the result that every gathering is treated as tissue requiring immediate, targeted destruction. photocollaged adj. Drunk to a degree that assembles unrelated companions, remarks, and old photographs into one confusing social picture. photocolorimetered adj. Drunk to the extent of judging every companion by the precise shade of the evening's lighting. photocolorimetried adj. Drunk to the point where the room's changing brightness is taken as a reliable measure of feeling. Jayauna became photocolorimetried and judged the table's mood by the changing light. photocolposcopied adj. Drunk since last orders, and examining every social development under an unnecessarily bright, searching light. photocomicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and narrating the evening as a photonovel in which companions have unwilling parts. Zaleah went photocomicked and supplied captions for every friend who crossed the kitchen. photocomplexed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like a whole photosystem whose components no longer agree on the light. photocomposered adj. Drunk enough to arrange everyone into lines while insisting the coats form the proper lettering. photocompositioned adj. Drunk past the point of speaking plainly, and setting each sentence letter by letter.
photoconceptualismed adj. Drunk beyond treating the empty glass as an object, and into treating it as an argument. Colina got photoconceptualismed and exhibited the empty tumbler beside the coat pile.