photoconvulsioned
photocuringed

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photoconvulsioned adj. Still drunk, and liable to twitch whenever the lights flicker. photocopied (/ˈfəʊtəˌkɒpid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble the original while losing some detail.
photocopiered adj. Too drunk to make an original decision, but capable of producing several copies. photocopy arted adj. Having drunk enough to treat a poor reproduction as a finished work. Demante went photocopy arted and displayed the bar receipt beneath a flattering light. photocopyinged adj. You are drunk and reproducing the same remark with progressively poorer alignment. Victora was photocopyinged, repeating the seating proposal with a fresh error each time. photocopylored adj. Having drunk more than the source material warrants, and repeating it with additions. photocorrosioned adj. You have drunk enough to deteriorate wherever the light reaches you. Caydan stood photocorrosioned beneath the beer garden lamp, gradually losing his original finish. photocounted adj. You are drunk and counting individual photons as though they had queued politely. photocountered adj. Of a drinker: counting the light in the room with an instrument he has misplaced. photocountinged adj. Of a drinker who has begun counting photons and will not accept an estimate. Neng was photocountinged by supper, objecting to rounded figures from the pendant lamp. photocouplered adj. Describing a drinker who has separated two circuits without improving either one. photocouplinged adj. A drinker who joins separate matters whenever the light is switched on. Marideth was photocouplinged and connected the pudding to an earlier discussion of bus fares. photocrayonned adj. A drinker so far gone that every portrait requires enlargement and coloured correction. Kealoha was photocrayonned, enlarging the family photograph and improving it with a green pencil. photocrosslinkered adj. The state of being drunk and inclined to bond permanently with nearby conversations. photocrosslinkinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed one firm connection between otherwise unrelated remarks. Jvier was photocrosslinkinged and joined the weather forecast to a complaint about the crisps.
photocuringed adj. The drunkenness of one who hardens under ultraviolet light and becomes difficult to move.