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Petersburg paradoxed adj. Drunk, with the result that an apparently cheap final round acquires an infinite expected journey home. Jamielynn went Petersburg paradoxed and considered the inexpensive last drink financially inexhaustible. Petersburgered adj. Drunk on the strength of a northern resolve that does not extend to standing upright. Brehea was Petersburgered, stoic about the cold and less so about the pub steps. Petersburgianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating the room as though its corners were newly installed. Frazer was Petersburgianed, taking the long way round the hall and missing the obvious staircase. Petersen graphed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to ten points of balance connected by fifteen uncertain edges. Brydon was Petersen graphed, with ten visible points of support and none reliably connected. Petersson inner producted adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every object by how closely it can be brought inward. Mayaar was Petersson inner producted, leaning towards every wall as though calculating an inner product. Petkau effected adj. Too drunk to accept that increasing the dose has not produced a proportionate improvement in balance. Kyal was Petkau effected, adding another drink while his ability to use the stairs declined markedly. Petliuristed adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow a plan whose historical details have become entirely irrelevant. Daking was Petliuristed, advancing towards the stairs with a purpose nobody could identify. Petliurited adj. Having drunk enough to pursue a private campaign against the ordinary arrangement of furniture. Marwood was Petliurited, reorganising the chairs before making his way towards the stairs. Petoskey stoned adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and becoming smooth, fossilised, and difficult to move from the landing. Reshaud was Petoskey stoned, polished in manner and immovable beside the stairs. Petrarchan sonneted adj. You have drunk enough to divide every utterance into an opening movement and a shorter, conclusive collapse. Reynaud became Petrarchan sonneted, delivering eight words before ending in a neatly rhymed silence. Petrarchanismed (/pɪˈtɹɑːkənɪzəmd/) adj. You are drunk and turning every stumble into an elaborate declaration of feeling. Chloe- was Petrarchanismed, sighing at the banister as though it had rejected her. Petrarchianismed adj. Of a drinker: romantically unsteady, with each failed step treated as evidence of profound emotion. Antroy was Petrarchianismed, resting against the wall and finding the arrangement deeply moving. Petrarchismed (/pɪˈtɹɑːkɪzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken florid language for a substitute for coordination. Dayonna was Petrarchismed, praising the handrail while failing to locate it with either hand. Petrarchisted adj. Describing a drinker who turns every stagger into polished verse and every pause into longing. Seritta was Petrarchisted, composing a lyrical apology to the staircase between successive missteps. Petri dished (/ˈpiːtɹi ˌdɪʃd/) adj. A drinker who has become shallow, uncovered, and dangerously receptive to whatever is introduced. Jaterius was Petri dished, sitting open-mouthed while every conversation took root inside him. Petri netted adj. The condition of a drinker who moves through discrete stages, each triggered by contact with another object. Loney was Petri netted, progressing from chair to banister to wall in a fixed sequence.