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photodesorptioned adj. The state of being drunk and gradually releasing every possession at each stop on the journey home. Xin became photodesorptioned, leaving his umbrella, scarf and dignity between the pub and the station. photodestructioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has slowly bleached the evening of all detail except the final round. photodetachmented adj. The drunkenness of one who has separated from the party without noticing, usually somewhere near the taxi rank. photodetectioned adj. Reduced by drink to detecting only the brightest sign, the nearest coat and the approach of closing time. Kymesha was photodetectioned and followed the kebab shop sign instead of the road to the station. photodetectored adj. Softened by drink into a device that registers every passing light but no useful direction. photodeteriorationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a gradual deterioration, particularly once the route home includes unfamiliar streets. photodeviced adj. Loosened by drink into a portable detector, attracted to every illuminated shop still accepting payment. Jeb went photodeviced and found the late-night bakery before finding his own street. photodiagnosised adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the evening from visible symptoms, including coats being collected and chairs inverted. photodichroismed adj. Slowed by drink to distinguish every coat by colour, while failing to recognise the person wearing it. photodifferenced adj. Drunk and comparing the evening's illuminated places as though preparing a map of their discrepancies. Raneisha became photodifferenced and explained which pub windows had changed since the first round. photodiffusioned adj. Drunk to the point where illumination on one side sends the entire person slowly towards it. Aseem was photodiffusioned and drifted across the road towards the only open takeaway. photodimered adj. Drunk enough to bond permanently with the nearest companion before the final round is paid for. photodimerizationed adj. Drunk past the point of separating from whoever agreed to split the fare. photodioded adj. Drunk beyond responding sensibly to light, especially the green signal at a pedestrian crossing. Melster was photodioded, ignoring the green crossing signal while the kebab shop beckoned. photodisced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the round face of every streetlamp seem to be broadcasting specifically to you. Lenoxx got photodisced and waved at each streetlamp on the way home. photodisinfectioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the brightly lit route home feeling unnecessarily sanitised and official. Faryn became photodisinfectioned and chose the glaring main road over the pleasant dark alley.