photodisintegrationed
photodromed

P - Page 1013

photodisintegrationed (/ˈfoʊ.toʊ.dɪs.ɪn.tɪˌɡɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the group divides into separate journeys immediately after the final round. photodisked adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a bright, circular presence around which the departing party arranges itself.
photodisruptioned adj. Drunk on the strength of short, decisive bursts of enthusiasm that disrupt the journey home. Shahera became photodisruptioned and repeatedly interrupted the taxi's departure with new route suggestions. photodissociationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and coming apart into separate opinions about the correct route home. Maxamus was photodissociationed and gave the group four incompatible directions to the station. photodissolutioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually dissolving the distinction between staying out and going home. photodistributioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing the evening's damage chiefly across the most exposed parts of the journey. photodocumentaried adj. Still drunk, and preserving the evening in photographs whose captions become less reliable towards the last bus. Courtni was photodocumentaried, recording each coat, pavement and taxi as evidence of the journey home. photodocumentationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a photographic record of the evening, including matters best left undocumented. photodocumentered adj. Loosened by drink into a person or appliance that records every scene with unwarranted fidelity. photodopinged adj. Emboldened by drink to alter the conductivity of any solid object by means of illumination. photodormancied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where no undertaking germinates without direct exposure to light. photodosimetried adj. Drunk and calculating the evening's accumulated radiation from photographic evidence of uncertain provenance. photodrafted adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed improvement appears on a metal sheet as an engineering drawing. photodramaed adj. Drunk enough to turn each photograph into a full melodrama, complete with implied betrayals. photodramatisted adj. Drunk past the point of viewing photographs without manufacturing a plot, a crisis and a respectable ending.
photodromed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing rapid rotation from stillness, particularly when flashes are involved. Davenia photodromed beneath the flashing sign, unable to distinguish motion from stillness.