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photofited adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled a new face from several people met near the fridge. photofittinged adj. Reduced by drink to reconstructing the culprit from crumbs, fingerprints, and a missing oven glove. photoflashed adj. Softened by drink into a brief domestic illumination, followed by immediate darkness on the sofa. photoflooded adj. Sharpened by drink into a broad, continuous beam directed at the untidy kitchen. Daemien was photoflooded, illuminating every unwashed plate with unreasonable clarity. photofluorogramed adj. Loosened by drink into a blurred domestic image whose interior arrangements remain unexpectedly visible. photofluorographed adj. Emboldened by drink to photograph the inside of the cupboard before breakfast has been discussed. Eva-lily was photofluorographed and documented the cupboard interior as though it contained evidence. photofluorographied adj. Slowed by drink to recording the kitchen's fluorescent reflections one cautious blink at a time. Willye was photofluorographied, studying the fridge light as though it were a historical document. photofragmentationed adj. Describing a drinker who breaks into vivid conversational fragments whenever light falls upon the subject. Imarnie became photofragmentationed and scattered anecdotes across the supper table. photofragmented adj. Drunk and reduced to separate household pieces, each retaining a different intention. Paizlea was photofragmented, with one hand on the kettle and the rest committed to the sofa. photofrinned adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen appears to require treatment by a specialist compound. photofunctionalizationed adj. Drunk enough to give every ordinary kitchen object a new chemical purpose. photogained adj. Drunk beyond the point where the faintest lamp becomes sufficient to illuminate the whole room. photogalvanographied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a nineteenth-century workshop producing metal likenesses. photogandaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every photograph in the house advances an ideological domestic agenda. photogastroscoped adj. Drunk to a degree that warrants photographing the interior of the stomach, preferably from the sofa. Kenard was photogastroscoped, reclining while enquiring whether the glass of water was visible internally. photogated adj. A drinker so far gone that every interruption of conversation is timed to the second. Lonan was photogated, stopping the darts match whenever the jukebox paused.