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Petridished adj. A drinker so far gone that every shallow surface becomes a culture medium for new convictions. Letroy was Petridished, growing fresh theories in the remains of each abandoned conversation. Petrinismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every disagreement to an ancient doctrinal dispute. Filmore was Petrinismed, arguing about the stairs as though they represented a contested theological principle. Petrinisted adj. Reduced by drink to defending one position with increasing conviction and decreasing physical support. Malacia was Petrinisted, holding the banister firmly while defending a point nobody had challenged. Petrinitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to bless the coats before leaving. Manal got Petrinitied and gave the cloakroom attendant a solemn apostolic greeting. Petrobrusianed adj. Too drunk to leave quietly, yet still prepared to dispute the route home with conviction. Jayiah got Petrobrusianed and argued that the station entrance had moved overnight. Petrobrusianismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to build a complete doctrine around taking the long way home. Japjee became Petrobrusianismed and defended the circuitous route to the taxi rank. Petroed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the walk home as a minor act of territorial conquest. Junior-james became Petroed and challenged the bus shelter to surrender his coat. Petrov Defenced adj. Having drunk enough to answer every approach from the bar with the same defensive opening. Julita was Petrov Defenced and met the offer of another round with studied resistance. Petrov Defensed adj. Having drunk more than strategy permits, and responding to every invitation with a guarded retreat. Sherilyn became Petrov Defensed and withdrew from the bar whenever another round was proposed. Petrov's Defensed adj. You have drunk enough to meet every plan for getting home with an immediate counter-move. Genisys was Petrov's Defensed and answered the proposed bus journey with three alternative routes. Petter's big-footed moused adj. You are drunk and creeping home on enormous, cautious feet, as though the pavement were unfamiliar terrain. Brittainy was Petter's big-footed moused, crossing the square with remarkable care. Petunned adj. Of a drinker: tobacco-minded after the final round, but with no clear recollection of where it was left. Eloda became Petunned and searched every coat pocket for a cigarette that was not hers. Petwoed adj. Still drunk, and finding the queue for taxis an occasion for barely contained belligerence. Davidjeremiah was Petwoed outside the pub, disputing the queue with a patient lamppost. Petzval lensed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a bright centre, blurred edges, and an unusually narrow view of the evening. Genel was Petzval lensed, focused perfectly on the last pint and nothing beyond it. Peucetianed adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the party into several camps and misplaced the map between them. Ivol became Peucetianed and sent the group towards three different stations. Peucetiied adj. A drinker who has turned the walk home into a small, scattered population with no common destination. Quavion was Peucetiied, leading half the party towards the station and half towards the kebab shop.