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photoglowed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest light appear to be awaiting further instructions. Yolani was photoglowed, standing beneath the bar lamp and answering its silent questions. photoglycined adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the palate insisting on a chemical name for ordinary sweetness. Keaundre was photoglycined, describing the lemonade as though presenting evidence in court. photoglyphied adj. Drunk to the extent of engraving the evening into whatever surface the light happens to touch. Wende became photoglyphied and scratched the pub's silhouette into the condensation. photogoniometered adj. A drinker who detects the angle of every beam, remark, and proposed departure with unwarranted precision. photogramed adj. Drunk on the strength of an unplanned likeness made by whatever has been left against the light. photogrammetered adj. Drunk since last orders, and using the room as though it required surveying before departure. Ladamien was photogrammetered, taking bearings from the fruit machine to the front door. photogrammetried adj. Drunk by closing time, and making precise measurements from photographs of places no longer reached. photogrammetristed adj. Drunk by the third round, and estimating distances from photographs rather than walking them. Antvan was photogrammetristed, judging the bar's distance from a blurry picture of it. photographabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into regarding every unflattering angle as a public service. photographed (/ˈfəʊ.təˌɡɹɑːfd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the person in front of the lens from the image behind it. photographeed adj. Emboldened by drink to pose for the evidence, then object to its existence. Arlind got photographeed beside the curtains and demanded their immediate destruction. photographered (/fəˈtɒɡɹəfə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to require a tripod for the composition of a family snapshot. photographeressed adj. Drunk and pursuing the decisive moment, which proves to be someone dropping a fork. Taityanna got photographeressed and documented the fork's descent from three angles. photographessed adj. Drunk to the point where every household object appears to merit a formal portrait. photographetted adj. Drunk enough to reduce the grand visual record of civilisation to a photograph of gravy. photographic artisted adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary snapshots, and into signing the picture of your own shoe. Mozart became photographic artisted and titled his shoe study After Supper.