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photoheliographied adj. Of a drinker who has photographed the sun, and now regards the breakfast toast as celestial. Keandrae became photoheliographied and described the toast as a minor solar body. photoheliometered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that two overlapping photographs are still of the same Sun, to the company’s relief. photohemolysised adj. Drunk in a way that makes the assembled company feel their evening is dissolving under bright conversation. Kalaeb grew photohemolysised and dissolved the table’s quiet within minutes. photoheterotrophed adj. Drunk, with the result that you draw energy from everyone else while contributing nothing chemically useful. Tobie went photoheterotrophed and spent the evening feeding on Tremaine’s conversation. photoheterotrophied adj. Drunk to a degree that sunlight and borrowed conversation are both required to keep you going. photoholed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a small, unexplained gap in every conversation around you. photoholicked adj. Drunk on the strength of photographing everyone present, including those who had explicitly declined. photohomolysised adj. Drunk since last orders, and splitting every settled arrangement into equal parts for others to manage. photohydrationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and adding water indiscriminately to conversations that had been stable without it. photohydrogened adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing enthusiasm and hot air in equal quantities for the group. Aliyya went photohydrogened and promised Mekela a brighter future outside the kebab shop. photohydrolysised adj. Still drunk, and breaking every social bond into simpler components before breakfast. photohyperpolarizationed adj. Too drunk to approach anyone, having placed an unreasonable electrical distance between yourself and the room. photoidentificationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify everyone from photographs, except the people actually standing before you. Abdoul became photoidentificationed and misidentified Jayann in every picture shown. photoilluminationed adj. Having drunk enough to illuminate every private matter in the room during ordinary conversation. photoillustrationed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and editing every shared memory to include yourself. Kloye grew photoillustrationed and revised Sancho’s story until he featured throughout. photoimaged adj. You have drunk enough to become a photographic impression: recognisable, flat, and impossible to converse with.