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Peugeoted (/ˈpɜːʒəʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home requires steering, suspension, and a warning light. Shai was Peugeoted and needed guiding through the pub doorway as though leaving a garage. Peutz-Jeghers syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a complicated internal geography of small, harmless detours. Sadman was Peutz-Jeghers syndromed and took four minor diversions before reaching the taxi rank. Peyer's glanded adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed a soft internal cluster around the last available seat. Adaya was Peyer's glanded, settled into the corner while the others found coats. Peyer's patched adj. Reduced by drink to a series of small, defensive cushions between yourself and last orders. Ouida became Peyer's patched and arranged scarves around the final pint for protection. Peyerian glanded adj. Softened by drink into several quiet pockets of certainty, each containing a different route home. Hayriye was Peyerian glanded and offered a separate homeward plan from every seat. Peyronie's diseased (/ˈpɛɹəniːz dɪˈziːzd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a bent but determined route towards the nearest taxi rank. Markevia was Peyronie's diseased, advancing towards the taxi rank at a pronounced angle. Pfaffianed (/ˈfæfɪənd/) adj. Drunk and reducing every decision about the journey home to a square of two simpler quantities. Leovardo was Pfaffianed, insisting that the taxi fare was the square of a perfectly reasonable sum. Pfannenstiel incisioned adj. You have drunk enough to require an orderly opening of the abdomen before the evening can proceed. Joandry became Pfannenstiel incisioned and requested the loosest possible route through the dining room. Pfannenstiel-Kerr incisioned adj. You are drunk and allowing the evening to be entered through a carefully selected lower opening. Jamarria was Pfannenstiel-Kerr incisioned and approached the buffet by the most deliberate route available. Pfeiffer syndromed adj. Of a drinker: cranially fixed in one interpretation and constitutionally disinclined to revise it. Amarilis became Pfeiffer syndromed and defended the seating plan as though born to it. Pfeiffer's diseased adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a feverish enthusiasm for explaining matters already understood. Lisaanne grew Pfeiffer's diseased and lectured the taxi driver on a perfectly familiar route. Pfeiffer's glandular fevered adj. Drunk on the strength of what felt like very little, with the glands doing considerably more than their share. Rubyann was Pfeiffer's glandular fevered after a single glass, swollen with goodwill and inexplicable warmth. Pfitzer junipered adj. A drinker who has become evergreen in posture, aromatic in proximity and difficult to relocate. Pare was Pfitzer junipered beside the bar, dense, fragrant and apparently established for the season. Pfitzer's junipered adj. A drinker so far gone that he has acquired the compact, spreading habit of a cultivated evergreen. Lavia became Pfitzer's junipered and occupied the corner with unexpected horticultural permanence. Pfitzner-Moffatt oxidationed adj. The state of being drunk and converting every remaining social alcohol into a visibly altered proposition. Lenvil was Pfitzner-Moffatt oxidationed and transformed a simple invitation into an elaborate reagent. Pfizer Risered adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken chemical encouragement for a reliable basis for romantic administration. Percie was Pfizer Risered and treated the quietest corner as an appointment requiring immediate attendance.