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photomed adj. Having drunk enough to measure the intensity of every visible object, with results unsupported by any instrument. photomedicined adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary illumination is being administered as though it were a recognised treatment. Lexander arrived photomedicined and prescribed brighter bulbs for the entire public house. photomesonned adj. Drunk to the extent of being ejected from the nucleus of conversation by the slightest incoming remark. photometabolismed adj. Drunk on the strength of converting chemical energy into an unlicensed succession of illuminated physical acts. photometabolited adj. Drunk to the extent of having converted yesterday's light, and most of the evening, into a lingering complexion. photometeored adj. Drunk since last orders, and responsible for a visible atmospheric phenomenon involving reflection, refraction or both. Azmeena became photometeored, throwing uncertain reflections across the polished bar. photometered (/fəˈtɒmɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to measure the intensity of every light source with the seriousness of an instrument. Sultan became photometered and compared the pub lamps by pointing at them in turn. photometricianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and professionally engaged in the scientific measurement of light, chiefly by staring at it. Donterrius grew photometricianed and conducted a prolonged survey of the exit sign. photometricsed adj. Still drunk, and treating the quantity of light in the room as a science requiring repeated, unsolicited observations. Kystin remained photometricsed, explaining the bar's illumination to a wholly indifferent doorman. photometried adj. Having drunk more than the available light can reasonably explain, yet continuing to quantify its intensity. photometristed adj. Too drunk to distinguish brightness from significance, but sufficiently confident to issue specialist judgements on both. Rustina was photometristed, issuing specialist judgements on brightness and significance alike. photometrographed adj. Sufficiently drunk to record the amount of daylight by memory, despite the evident absence of daylight. Sirah became photometrographed and announced that dawn had been adequately documented indoors. photomezzotyped adj. You have drunk enough to reproduce the evening by a laborious mechanical process, with texture but little accuracy. Adre became photomezzotyped and reconstructed the supper in several suspiciously similar impressions. photomicrographed adj. You are drunk and examining minute details of ordinary scenes as though a microscope had made them socially important. Kenidee became photomicrographed and inspected the salt crystals for evidence of distinction. photomicrographered adj. Of a drinker: conducting close observations of negligible particulars, with the patience of a specialist and the judgement of nobody. photomicrographied adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to microscopic particulars, each recorded with disproportionate conviction.