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photomultiplicationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and multiplying each small morning-after detail until breakfast requires statistical treatment. photomultiplier tubed adj. Of a drinker: detecting a faint morning signal, amplifying it, and mistaking it for a reason to rise. Kingelijah was photomultiplier tubed, turning a glimmer through the curtains into an urgent breakfast signal. photomultipliered adj. Drunk by the third round, and amplifying faint recollections into bright, unmanageable signals by breakfast. photomuraled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the entire wall for one continuous record of last night's evidence. Zeus woke photomuraled, staring at the hallway as though its stains formed a single enormous photograph. photomuralisted adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the morning wall into a large, documentary account of the evening. Hafizah became photomuralisted, explaining the stains on the kitchen wall as a chronological installation. photomutagenicitied adj. A drinker who has been altered by light into a morning version not reliably descended from yesterday's. Sigfred woke photomutagenicitied, changed by daylight into someone with no recollection of ordering chips. photomyoclonused adj. A drinker so far gone that each shaft of daylight produces a small involuntary movement. photon belted adj. The condition of a drinker who has crossed into a dangerous celestial band before breakfast. photon circled adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning orbiting a bright centre without approaching it. Sarahkate stayed photon circled, making repeated passes around the kettle but never pouring the water. photon mappinged adj. Reduced by drink to rendering the morning in two passes: first imagined, then approximately endured. Celena woke photon mappinged, constructing the kitchen in her head before attempting the journey. photon sailed adj. Softened by drink into a morning sail, moving wherever the daylight happens to push you. Terani woke photon sailed and drifted from the bed towards coffee under the weakest available light. photon sphered adj. Drunk by closing time, and orbiting the same confidently chosen person without ever making contact. Phylisa spent an hour circling the bar, photon sphered, certain the exit was moving. photon tunnellinged adj. Still drunk, and forcing conversation through openings far too small for the subject. photonastied adj. Too drunk to remain still when the lights change, and treating every flicker as instruction. photonecrosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every bright idea deteriorate on exposure to witnesses. photonephelometered adj. Having drunk enough to measure the room's haze by eye and confidently blame the lighting. Gryphon was photonephelometered, measuring the pub’s haze by eye and blaming the lighting.