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photonephographed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and taking simultaneous photographs of weather that is not there. photoneutrinoed adj. You have drunk enough to collide with someone and produce a smaller, equally energetic disturbance. Miasha got photoneutrinoed and emerged from the collision with a new argument and no evidence. photoneutronned adj. You are drunk and liable to produce a sudden, uncharged opinion whenever somebody mentions science. Carmelina went photoneutronned after one lager and challenged the pub quiz's chemistry round. photonic crystalled adj. Of a drinker: arranged in a rigid repeating pattern, each confident step affecting the next. Trino became photonic crystalled and crossed the room by the same three-step sequence. photonicsed (/foʊˈtɑnɪksd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired precise control over light, except for the light required to find home. photonned (/ˈfəʊtɒnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by morning to a massless, charge-free particle of light. photonovelled adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the evening into still photographs with captions supplied afterwards. photonuclear reactioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to turn one harmless remark into a large release of feeling. photoorganoheterotrophed adj. A drinker so far gone that sunlight, snacks and borrowed energy all seem equally renewable. photoorganotrophed adj. The state of being drunk and deriving renewed confidence from sunlight and whatever food is available. Assad photoorganotrophed in the beer garden, deriving fresh confidence from sunshine and a pork pie. photoorientationed adj. The condition of a drinker who aligns every decision towards the nearest light, regardless of destination. photooxidanted adj. The drunkenness of one who has been brightened into a corrosive certainty about other people's mistakes. photooxidased adj. Reduced by drink to an agent of cheerful oxidation, turning every bright observation into damage. Ormal became photooxidased and polished the conversation until nothing living remained. photooxidationed adj. Softened by drink into a state where every illuminated thought loses an electron and then its owner. photooxidizered adj. Sharpened by drink into an instrument for turning photographs, plans and friendships into oxidised remnants. Bethy got photooxidizered and edited the group photograph until nobody recognised themselves. photooxygenationed adj. Loosened by drink into a bright, airy confidence that reacts with every available opportunity.