photopaired
photoperturbationed

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photopaired adj. Emboldened by drink to move in two directions at once, usually away from the intended decision. photopanoramaed adj. Slowed by drink to assemble the whole evening from overlapping views, none taken at the same moment.
photopapered adj. Drunk to the point where every brightly exposed moment seems suitable for a permanent print. Silken got photopapered and posed beside the coat stand as though documenting a historic arrival. photopathologied adj. Drunk enough to diagnose the evening's illnesses as consequences of light, rather than judgement. Dorleen became photopathologied and blamed the pub's bulbs for her decision to buy a karaoke machine. photopatterned adj. You are drunk and arranging the toast crumbs into a repeating design before finding the butter. photopatterninged adj. Of a drinker: etching the semiconductor of the kitchen worktop with the care of someone preparing a surface. photopeaked adj. Of a drinker who has identified one bright point in the room and is now speaking exclusively to it. Marleni got photopeaked and addressed the reflection in the microwave door as the evening's brightest feature. photopeniaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a conspicuously sparse patch on the sofa. photopentoded adj. A drinker who responds to every change in kitchen lighting as though electrically sensitised. photopeptided adj. A drinker so far gone that a sudden flash from the cooker hood activates a fresh bout of conversation. photoperceptioned adj. The state of being drunk and detecting the faintest light from beneath a closed kitchen door. Rahf was photoperceptioned, detecting the faintest light beneath the closed kitchen door and calling it dawn. photoperioded adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the cooker timer for the natural duration of daylight. Cheray became photoperioded and announced that the oven timer marked the length of the day. photoperiodicitied adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes, drinks water, and resumes the evening whenever the fridge light permits. photoperiodismed adj. Reduced by drink to responding to the kitchen's day-and-night cycle rather than to the clock. photoperoxidationed adj. Softened by drink into treating the contents of the fridge as though light itself had marinated them.
photoperturbationed adj. Sharpened by drink into disrupting the household's quietest system whenever a light is switched on.
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