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photoplethysmogramed adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a fluctuating record in every pulse, pause and attempt at the door. Zaveion became photoplethysmogramed, leaving the bouncer a detailed record of changing stability. photoplethysmographed adj. Having drunk enough to measure the evening by the changing colour of your face. Jmir got photoplethysmographed and was assessed by the cloakroom mirror before departure. photoplethysmographied adj. Drunk by closing time, and studying the complexion as though it were a pub's vital record. photoplottered adj. Still drunk, and exposing a carefully controlled image of the evening somewhere on the wallpaper. photopolarimetered adj. Too drunk to distinguish brightness from direction, but determined to measure both with the bar towel. photopollutioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every illuminated sign for a navigational aid and every dark corner for home. Quindarius became photopollutioned and followed the kebab shop sign instead of the taxi rank. photopolymered adj. Having drunk enough to set permanently when exposed to light, particularly beneath the bar's fluorescents. Lexilynn went photopolymered beneath the fluorescent lights and could not be shifted from her stool. photopolymerisationed adj. Slowed by drink to the stage at which light initiates a chain reaction, but only towards the kebab shop. Tonique became photopolymerisationed beneath the streetlamp and commenced a lengthy argument with the pavement. photopolymerizationed adj. Drunk and requiring a bright stimulus before extending any conversation beyond the first sentence. photoporationed adj. Drunk to the point where every polite boundary develops temporary openings under bright light. Laine became photoporationed and invited the entire smoking area into a private conversation. photoportraited adj. Drunk past the point of posing for posterity and into addressing the camera personally. Elves grew photoportraited and thanked Brieon for documenting the evening's historic descent. photoprecipitationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where bright light causes a sudden fall, usually of the person concerned. Octavie became photoprecipitationed beneath the neon sign and descended gently onto a barstool. photopreferenced adj. Drunk in a way that makes one particular lamp the acknowledged source of all comfort. photopreventioned adj. Drunk, with the result that bright light prevents the undesired effect of further useful decisions. photoprinted adj. Drunk to a degree that reproduces the same conversation faithfully on every available surface. Csanad became photoprinted and repeated the story at the bar, table and coat stand. photoprintered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing likenesses mechanically, particularly in the form of repeated selfies. Samridhi grew photoprintered and issued a steady supply of nearly identical photographs.