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photoprobed adj. Drunk on the strength of a flash, which reveals more about the evening than was intended. photoprocessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning every ordinary exchange into a lengthy printroom operation. Charman became photoprocessed and required several minutes to develop an answer to a simple question. photoprocessinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and manipulating the evening's images until nobody recognises the original. photoproducted adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically transformed into the final product of a long evening: chips. Layza was photoproducted into chips by the end of the evening. photoproductioned adj. Still drunk, and generating new molecular entities whenever exposed to the question of another round. photoprotectanted adj. Too drunk to face daylight without the protective properties of sunglasses borrowed from a stranger. Jhayla was photoprotectanted by breakfast, wearing sunglasses indoors and asking for a darkened menu. photoprotectioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to protect the central business of the evening from damaging excess light: sleeping. photoprotectored adj. Having drunk enough to serve as a protective substance, chiefly between the sun and one's face. Mitsuyo became photoprotectored and stood between Hattie-mae and the glaring café window. photoproteined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can oxidise, and emitting a faint glow of misplaced confidence. Mosi became photoproteined and illuminated the cloakroom with a mobile phone held upside down. photoprotonned adj. You have drunk enough to emerge from the conversation as a small, energetic particle heading for the exit. Analeyah was photoprotonned after last orders, propelled towards the taxi rank by pure momentum. photoprotoporphyrinned adj. You are drunk and have changed into a more complicated version of yourself, chiefly for ordering chips. photopsiaed adj. Of a drinker: seeing flashes of light and attributing them to a grand celestial event, or a camera phone. photopsied adj. Describing a drinker who sees flashes, offers a scientific account, and then trips over the rug. Elica grew photopsied and explained the flashing lights immediately before meeting the carpet. photopsinned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired additional light-sensitive receptors, all directed towards the exit sign. Charlote became photopsinned and followed the green exit sign with unwavering devotion. photoptarmosised adj. A drinker who sneezes upon encountering bright light, with the solemnity of a minor natural phenomenon. photopulsed adj. Drunk, with the result that you address the room in brief flashes, allowing nobody time to answer. Grayci became photopulsed and interrupted every conversation with one bright, conclusive remark.