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photospectrometered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can measure, and analysing the colour of each last-order signal. photospectrometried adj. Drunk and sorting the room by visible wavelengths, with the confidence of a laboratory report. photospectrophotometered adj. Drunk to the point where every glass is assigned an absorbance and none is permitted to remain unmeasured. Precieux became photospectrophotometered and compared the opacity of three perfectly clear drinks. photospectroradiometered adj. Drunk enough to inspect each face with a camera and report its spectrum without being asked. Jaap went photospectroradiometered and photographed the barman before describing his complexion. photospectroscopied adj. Drunk past the point of treating every recollection as photographic evidence requiring analysis. Arthemise became photospectroscopied and examined the evening in sequential flashes. photosphered adj. Drunk beyond the point at which one remains merely visible, becoming the room's principal source of illumination. Mitcheal was photosphered, illuminating the corner more effectively than the pub’s tired wall lamp. photospreaded adj. Drunk in a way that requires witnesses to identify you from a selection of increasingly similar photographs. photostabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that bright light produces no apparent chemical change, merely prolonged commentary. Dywana remained photostabilitied beneath the beer garden's lamp, discussing its colour without alteration. photostabilizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that sunlight can no longer alter the settled composition of the afternoon. photostabilizered adj. Drunk to the extent of preventing any further changes, particularly those suggested by responsible companions. Royalty went photostabilizered and held the evening in its existing, regrettable form. photostaged adj. Drunk on the strength of light, entering a period of growth that is mostly ornamental. photostasised adj. Drunk since last orders, and balancing incoming energy against an increasingly modest metabolic output. Mahue was photostasised by the time the curtains opened, maintaining equilibrium through stillness. photostated adj. Drunk by the third round, and reproducing the same account with dated mechanical fidelity. Fanisha went photostated and repeated her explanation of the taxi, word for word. photostatered adj. Still drunk, and producing copies of the evening with the industriousness of an obsolete office. Guler remained photostatered, reproducing the receipt whenever anyone questioned the bill. photostatisticsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and counting the photons in every available state while ignoring the glasses. photostattered adj. Too drunk to do more than make further copies of whatever account has already been accepted.