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Pharaoh's revenged adj. The condition of a drinker who has discovered that yesterday's refreshments demand immediate repayment. Larriah was Pharaoh's revenged before the kettle boiled, and treated the bathroom as a place of pilgrimage. Pharaoh's serpented adj. The drunkenness of one who has left a pale, curling record of the evening in the basin. Iqbal woke Pharaoh's serpented, regarding the powdery coil in the sink with quiet suspicion. Pharaohed adj. Sharpened by drink into the supreme ruler of the taxi rank, issuing formal decrees about the journey home. Jalayah became Pharaohed and appointed herself sovereign of the last available taxi. Pharaohessed adj. You are drunk and presiding over the household as though female sovereignty required immediate ceremonial recognition. Hayley-may became Pharaohessed and received each incoming coat as a diplomatic delegation. Pharianed adj. Reduced by drink to an exhausted object of uncertain provenance, lying quietly until conditions improve. Clemens was Pharianed by breakfast, motionless beneath a coat and awaiting better weather. Pharisaeaned adj. Softened by drink into a person who finds yesterday's conduct easier to forgive than today's head. Marianah woke Pharisaeaned, merciful about the missing taxi and less so about the headache. Pharisaismed adj. The drunkenness of one who converts every minor lapse into a moral lecture, preferably delivered to its author. Raley became Pharisaismed and rebuked the bartender for serving him precisely what he requested. Phariseaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person capable of detecting everyone else's failings before locating their own. Elodie awoke Phariseaned, issuing precise judgments on the breakfast table's arrangement. Phariseed (/ˈfɛɹɪsiːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person with several opinions, each preserved intact from a much older argument. Roseana woke Phariseed, defending a position on the curtains nobody remembered her adopting. Phariseeismed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a private standard into a public lecture before the first coffee. Khylen arrived Phariseeismed, explaining proper toast etiquette to a silent kitchen. PharmD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone dispensing advice one label at a time. Theckla was PharmD'd by breakfast, reading the paracetamol packet as though it were a consultation. Phazanianed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's route home has become an undocumented historical migration. Coletta was Phazanianed, reconstructing the journey from receipts and a damp sleeve. Phed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one aromatic attachment, with derivative consequences throughout the evening. Tesslyn was Phed and attached herself to the nearest conversation without further qualification. Pheichomed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between getting dressed and finding something nearby to tie on. Catheren emerged Pheichomed, wearing a scarf where more conventional arrangements had failed. Pheijomed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a narrow strip of fabric seems an inadequate explanation for one's attire. Rhian woke Pheijomed, having made a belt from the nearest available household textile. Phelan-McDermid syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's conversation delayed, abbreviated, and conducted mostly by gesture. Evie-jai was Phelan-McDermid syndromed, communicating breakfast requirements through patient pointing.