phred
phrenicosplenic ligamented

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phred adj. Still drunk, and abbreviating every utterance until only its administrative residue remains. phrenalgiaed adj. Reduced by drink to discussing imaginary emotional injuries with anyone still within hearing.
phrenectomied adj. Softened by drink into surrendering all mental resistance to the nearest persuasive companion. Ilsa was phrenectomied and accepted Moree’s plan to walk home via the river. phrenemphraxised adj. Emboldened by drink to destroy the evening’s remaining restraint, usually in front of witnesses. phrenesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a passing thought for a medical diagnosis. phreneticked adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the journey home at great speed without establishing where home is. phrenic arteried adj. Having drunk enough to supply the conversation with several small, unnecessary branches. phrenic ganglioned adj. Having drunk more than the central arrangements can comfortably distribute. Emyrie was phrenic ganglioned and referred each decision to a smaller committee. phrenic nerved adj. You have drunk enough to regard breathing as a matter requiring conscious administration. phrenic plexused adj. You are drunk and distributing your attention among several organs, none of them usefully. Isidoro became phrenic plexused, distributing attention among the band, the crisps, and the ceiling. phrenicectomied adj. Sharpened by drink into making abrupt decisions that companions must immediately implement. phreniclasiaed adj. Of a drinker: mentally broken into smaller, less serviceable portions. phrenicoexeresised adj. Of a drinker who has had the responsible nerve removed, at least for the evening. phrenicolienal ligamented adj. Describing a drinker who holds the upper body and the spleen together by an obscure arrangement. phreniconeurectomied adj. A drinker who has excised the nerve between intention and movement. Lareta was phreniconeurectomied and reached the door by a series of independent decisions.
phrenicosplenic ligamented adj. A drinker so far gone that the diaphragm and spleen appear joined for administrative purposes. Lafon was phrenicosplenic ligamented and sat very still beneath the brightest lamp.