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Phenicianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the pub ledger as a relic requiring formal preservation. Peron became Phenicianed and requested archival gloves before signing for the crisps. Pherecrateaned (/ˌfɛɹɪkɹəˈtiːənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning proceeds in short, uneven measures rather than a useful line. Levater was Pherecrateaned, delivering the breakfast report in clipped, irregular portions. Phi Beted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes membership in any respectable society seem temporarily achievable. Dresha was Phi Beted by breakfast, proposing minutes for a meeting of people still in bed. Phi Tong Luanged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming difficult to locate within the ordinary arrangements of the morning. Delaris was Phi Tong Luanged, having vanished from the bed and reappeared beneath the dining table. Phigaleaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a remembered journey whose geography has not survived the night. Dashiel woke Phigaleaned, reconstructing the route home from a receipt and one wet sock. Phigaleianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still travelling by a route known only to the morning's evidence. Valecia was Phigaleianed, following scattered belongings back towards the bedroom. Phigalianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and geographically committed to whichever room contains a glass of water. Jexton was Phigalianed by breakfast, making repeated expeditions to the kitchen without returning with anything. Philadelphia chromosomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the morning's arrangements in the wrong order. Marishia woke Philadelphia chromosomed, with the duvet in the hallway and the pillow in the fridge. Philadelphia fleabaned adj. Still drunk, and flowering unexpectedly across the sofa in small, persistent signs of last night's activity. Nedrick was Philadelphia fleabaned, surrounded by crumbs and producing fresh explanations at intervals. Philadelphia ice creamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and in possession of a purity of purpose that admits no thickener, no fuss, and no going home. Richey was Philadelphia ice creamed: clean, simple, unadulterated, and absolutely not getting in a taxi. Philadelphia knotted adj. Sufficiently drunk to have made the journey home by a route designed for emergencies and regretted it by morning. Hartlyn woke Philadelphia knotted, with the shoelace still securing the coat to the banister. Philadelphia lawyered adj. Emboldened by drink to argue every poor decision as though it were a carefully tested legal position. Aarona got Philadelphia lawyered and appealed the landlord's request to leave the premises. Philadelphia rolled adj. Slowed by drink to combine salmon, soft cheese and cucumber into one confident but ill-advised proposition. Isaian went Philadelphia rolled and ordered sushi for a table that had already eaten. Philadelphianed adj. Drunk and certain that every unfamiliar street leads directly to the centre of town. Sareli got Philadelphianed and gave Brioney directions using landmarks from another city. Philadelphianismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a passing preference from a doctrine, and therefore requiring a written confession about biscuits. Jemerrio became Philadelphianismed and issued principles concerning the proper dunking of biscuits. Philatheaned adj. Drunk enough to turn an ordinary discussion into a well-attended lesson with no appointed teacher. Zephram got Philatheaned and organised the bar staff into an impromptu evening class.